Hi:) Mj O'Shea here! I
wanted to share a character interview that I did a few months back.
It's something that
followers of Babes
in Boyland might have seen before:) but it continues to be one of my
favorites. Back when Piper Vaughn and I were plotting out our Recent LooseId
release The Luckiest, I filled out this questionnaire for our character Nick
Ventura. He's a rock star, he's an ass, he's stuck in rehab and being a big
baby about it:) We love him.
Both of us liked this so
much, we used parts of it in the actual book...so if you've read The Luckiest
some of this might look familiar.
Oh, btw. Nick has the
mouth of a sailor. Be warned.
Questionnaire #1 -- The
Basics
1. Your Name: Nicolas Aurelio Ventura the first. Aurelio means gold
bitches. Remember it.
2. Your age: 29
3. Describe yourself: I'm the shit of course.
4. Describe your mate (if
applicable): which one? There was
this one bitch in Paris...Damn she could suck an elephant out of a straw.
5. Where (and when) do you
live? Right now I'm stuck in
fucking rehab in b.f.e. New York. Whoever's making me fill this thing out--
this place blows and I want to leave. Just sayin.
6. What's your favorite
sweet? Nose Candy.
Questionnaire #2 --
Favorites
What is your favorite...
Season? Summer. Less clothes for the ladies.
Food? Your momma.
Animal? Trouser snake
Color? BLACK
Time of day? Really? This is stupid.
Weapon? My guns are pretty damn lethal. (I'm flexing but you can't
tell)
Questionnaire #3 -
Background
Tell us about...
Your place of birth. Crap hole
Your childhood: sucked
Your parents: My mom's a cunt. She left us. My dad's an asshole. Are you
going to psychoanalyze that? fuck. I don't want more time in group therapy.
douches.
Your siblings: My brother used to rock. Now he's got his face suctioned to
fucking Jesse's face. He sucks.
Your (current) home. Do I have to say it again?
Your favorite "hang
out" Not the fucking
cafeteria in this joint for sure. Do you guys have a problem with edible food?
Questionnaire #4 - Skills
Can you read? If I have to
Can you write? Ditto
Can you sing? uh...yeah.
Can you play an
instrument? Don't fucking insult me
What languages do you
speak? The language of your ass
What weapons can you use? Come over here and I'll show you.
Questionnaire #5 - Secrets
Are you good at keeping
secrets about yourself? Sure. Why the
hell not?
What is your best kept
secret? Like I'm going to
fucking tell you that.
What is your worst kept
secret? Uh, I like the candy a
bit too much I guess.
Are you good at keeping
secrets about others? I guess.
What secret about someone
else have you kept and wish you hadn't? What's
with all this secret shit?? I'm getting really bored.
What secret about someone
else have you not kept and wish you had?
Not answering....oooh I see sex!
Better. Much Better.
Questionnaire #6 - Sex
Are you a virgin? Laughing...
Do you mate for life? Fuck no. wait did I say that loud enough? FUCK NO!
Who was your first lover? I think it was Tina Gomez in 8th grade...wait, maybe it was
her brother. He was kinda hot. Fuck I'm horny.
Who is your current lover?
My right hand. Have I said this
place sucks yet?
What is your favorite
sexual position? TOP;)
What are your kinks? Hmmm. Orgies? check. Getting my dick sucked in public? check.
Black Lace? check. Bondage? Sure, why not? Flight Attendants? Fuk Yah! S&M?
you whip me I'll kick your ass but I don't mind doing it to you, Guns N' Roses?
Totally....
Questionnaire #7 - Best
and Worst
What's the worst thing
that's ever happened to you? Getting stuck in
this dump.
What's the best thing
that's ever happened to you? Luck. I love my
boys.
Who is your worst enemy? Myself. At least
I know that much.
Who is your best friend? My brother.
Tell us about your worst
kiss. The first one. Slimy,
too much breathing, just too much.
Tell us about your best
kiss. I don't kiss anymore.
Questionnaire #8 -
Mornings
What time do you wake/get
up? That said morning? I don't get up
until the clock says PM.
What's the first thing you
do upon waking? Jack off. Duh.
Are you a morning person? Wouldn't know.
What is your typical
morning like? I'm asleep..I want more
sex questions. this sucks.
Do you drink coffee? Yeah.
Do you need coffee? I'm human aren't I?
Questionnaire #9 - Are
you?
Are you...
Smart? as far as you know
Arrogant? is it arrogant if it's true?
Good-looking? Fuck yeah.
Sexy? Double fuck yeah.
Capable? Wait..doesn't capable mean I can get it up? Don't fucking
insult me.
Dangerous? I will be if I
have to eat another one of these gross fucking dinners. I want a god damn
burger.
Questionnaire #10 -- Marks
Do you have any scars? One on my shoulder from a glass bottle. My knees from
skateboarding.
Do you have any piercings?
Ear
Do you have any tattoos? Uh, have you seen me? yes. many.
Do you have any other
markings? No.
Do you wear any jewelry? Not right now. you bitches took it from me at the door.
Have you ever broken any
bones? Arm. Jumping off a roof.
It was fun till I landed.
Questionnaire #11 - Grab
Bag
What is your favorite mode
of transportation? The Love
Train...people all over the world, join in! Start a love train!...I'm just
bullshitting now. This is starting to piss me off.
Can you cook? Why when i can have someone else do it for me?
Do you have big feet? Do I have a big dick? Oh, wait. YES.
What is the square root of
169? My cock.
If you could change your
name to anything you wanted, what would you change it to? Nick Ventura. I'm already the shit. Why would I change it?
What is the sound of one
hand clapping? sounds like a ham
sandwich to me. And I don't mean the kind with whole wheat.
Questionnaires #12 --
Rituals
Do you believe in a higher
power? I guess.
Do you belong to a formal
religion? not really.
Do you have any religious
rituals? Uh, I'm not in a cult.
Do your people have any
sort of coming of age ritual? My people? Who
the fuck are my people? I'm not a king.
Do you have any personal
rituals? What? That's dumb.
Do you have any sexual
rituals? As many as possible
Questionnaire #13 -- Your
lover
If you do not have a
lover/mate/significant other/spouse, please answer the questions about your
best friend.
How long have you been
together?
We're not anymore.
Before that, our whole lives. He's my fucking brother.
What do you like to do
together? play guitar.
What do you do to make
your lover happy?
He's my fucking brother.
'Lover' is creeping me out. And the answer is not much lately.
What do you do even though
it upsets your lover brother? Party too much.
If someone was going to
meet your lover for the first time, what one thing would they need to know? he's a punk ass bitch now. He used to be so fucking cool.
Fuck.
What's your absolutely
favourite thing about your lover brother? He'll always be there when I need him. Nothing.
He's a bitch.
Questionnaire #14 - If you
were...
If you were a _____ what
would you be?
a metal: Gold. Duh.
a plant: Starts with a 'w'. you guess.
a fault: What the fuck? San Andreas?
a virtue: hotness
a color:
a season I'm not answering that. fucking stupid.
Questionnaire #15 -- What
is your most distinctive...
What is your most
distinctive...
Physical feature? Tats
Physical mannerism? How the fuck do I know?
Character trait? awesomeness
Turn of phrase? That sounds gay. what the fuck ever.
Pet peeve? annoying people.
Habit? It wasn't a fucking habit. I just liked doing it.
Questionnaire #16 --
Either Or
Country or City? CITY
Water or Alcohol? PATRON
Black or White? BLACK
Day or Night? NIGHT
Pain or Pleasure? BOTH;)
Life or Death? LIFE
Questionnaire #17 Fear,
pain and loss
What are you afraid of? Seeing my shrink naked.
How do you deal with your
fears? Xanax.
Why did you cry most
recently? Fuck you. I don't cry.
What do you most dread
losing? My hard on when I'm bangin some
hot ass.
Questionnaire #18 Gifts
Do you like giving gifts? sure.
What's the best gift
you've ever given someone? My tongue...hey
she told me it was a gift.
Do you like getting gifts?
yeah. especially the oral variety.
What's the best gift
you've ever gotten? see above
Do you mark the coming of
the New Year in some way? see above
Are you making a new
year's resolution? If so, what is it? SEE
ABOVE
Have you made resolutions
in the past? Okay I'm so done. This is super gay. Peace out bitches.
So, yeah, lol. That's Nick for
ya. Piper and I laughed our butts off reading through that again recently. I
thought some other people might like to read it:)
In case you were wondering,
it's from this book:
Rock star Nick Ventura has finally
hit rock bottom. Jealous of his brother’s new love, he starts overindulging in
his usual vices and winds up crashing his car into a department store in a
drunken haze. Publicly humiliated and on the verge of jail time, he enters into
a court-ordered rehabilitation program.
Nutritionist Luka Novak is
flamboyant, effeminate, the type of gay man that bisexual Nick would normally
sneer at. His sunny nature hides a deep hurt from a previous relationship. Luka
knows he should be wary of Nick’s reputation, but he’s drawn to Nick despite
himself. Their tentative friendship turns into romance, but Luka soon comes to
realize that Nick's fear of losing his bad boy reputation means he'll probably
never go public with their relationship.
Nick never thought he needed
anyone, until Luka Novak came into his life. Now he has to reconcile his
carefree past with the future he suddenly wants more than anything. And the
first lesson he has to learn is how to become the man that both he and Luka
need him to be, rather than stay the boy he always was. Alone
Links for me:)
Blog with Piper http://mjandpiper.blogspot.com
Facebook http://www.facebook.com/mj.oshea.5
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